The Great Loo Leveller
"I think I MAY NEED A BATHroom break? Is this possible? Wh..."
Trust the man to effortlessly propel Bush-isms to hitherto untreaded peaks of stupidity. Yes Sir, the President of the United States - the one man who single-handedly controls the most powerful nation on earth with a pitiful paucity of brain cells - falls pray to the Loo Leveller.
Err, happens to all of us once in a while. But one wonders why he's waiting for the green signal from Condoleezza Rice. Note the handwriting too, and the eclectic mix of capital and small letters. Was it the pee, waiting to burst out? Your guess, my guess - all the same!
Condo, Condo, Condo...strikes a familiar note. Ah, yes of course, Condom. Bush Sr should've used a condom. Then again...it's the hereditary Bush genes. There's only so much one must expect!
8 Responses to The Great Loo Leveller
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hey jayesh;
I'm glad u could contribute to my most controversial post...My take is nothing.Really...I've just put the mail because i thought it was interesting.
One of my blog friends from US got really pissed with me for putting it up.(the comment previous to yours)...and I really peeved a lot of people.
I really dont mind your comment...on the contrary as a writer im always looking for some feedback and sometimes some criticsims too.
I've come to understand that every 'good' writer is someone who has strong opinions about things....im one too....but that post was actually just supposed to be my experiences of those days.
Anyways if i get still some more comments on feedbck on it ill have to create a post for my take it.:)
Keep the feedback coming.Keep writing,
Komal
dude, your comment on youth curry was inspiring. even i was selected for hexaware but didnt join! things didnt turn out that well coz i joined another hellhole called infosys.
even, i had reservations joining a big company like infosys but as it turns out all IT companys suck. even mncs in india do the same shitty work. ppl who claim they are working on some cutting edge technology that is going to change the face of the world are just kidding themselves.
"process" "values" "vision" these are the only words you get to hear in infy not to mention they are full of shit. follow the process...means you dont have any coding or thinking to do. just copy paste documents and or excel files.
PMs etc are in a pretty safe point in their life. when the industry takes a hit its the poor SEs like us that are going to suffer the most. these idiots already have made loads of money thanks to ESOPs. yes, they do nothing but then they are make more money than any of SEs who are supposed to slog their butts for one week and then go into hibernation for the next month only to slog their butts again for "delivery"
you think hexaware is the worst company ever coz you havent worked in infy. you are treated like a convict. dress code et all. the food sucks. the transportation system sucks. sitting in drivers cabin is a everyday ritual. the HR says they are doing somthing abt it and refer it to the meaningless committees that we have here. canteen committee , transport committee and what not.
vegetrians get killed here coz the food contains inscets etc etc and quite often you get egg fried rice when you ordered for veg fried rice , not to mention you may find a bone in your rice!
yeah..the foregin clients get 5star quality food.
going up the value chain? no no..we should go down the value chain is the motto of infy. htats where the money is. we should kill all these small compaines doing shitty work and take their money!
bond / whats that? oh! the legal mechanism to hold back smart employees who realize very soon that you are in deep shit and try to escape. well... turn out no sweat here! you can escape anytime you wnat. infy has better things to do like toilet cleaning instead of filing law suits against exemployees. he he ha ha ha! :)
Dude, I read your comment on Rashmi Bansal's blog where you said Hexaware is a sinking ship. I know someone who has a job offer from them. Can you tell me why you think the company is sinking?
Well IT Geek, read the previous comment, you'll know that its the same story everywhere. So I was not fair initially of singling Hexaware only.
I can say out of personal experience that a major chunk of Hexaware's revenue came from the PeopleSoft practice. When Oracle took over PeopleSoft, most projects dried up. At this time, Hexaware started looking at Siebel as a major thrust area. Bad news, though! Because Siebel is next on Oracle's hit-list.
I am not in Hexaware currently, but I hear that people are quitting by the dozen. Everyone from the top management down, it's all quite bleak. Last heard, Satyam had planned a takeover bid on Hexaware. Can't verify that though!
I dunno what advice to give your friend. Honestly. Because I have a bitter taste for the entire software industry. Make no mistake, I am talking mostly from an entry level's perspective, I dunno what the scene is higher up the hierarchy.
Good luck is all that I can mumble, really.
hey chk out the new post on my blog
Hexaware sucks big time. Don't ever make the mistake of joining in. Management are selfish who seldom care about their employees. They are only about half-promises which they can hardly keep.
* Restrooms stink. Some of them are not in service for months.
* HR and management suck. They can hardly speak good English.
* There is too much office politics for any work to be undertaken.
* Resources suck. Absolutely no freedom to work.
Stay away from Hexaware, if you want to live happily.
Hexaware sucks big time. Don't ever make the mistake of joining in. Management are selfish who seldom care about their employees. They are only about half-promises which they can hardly keep.
* Restrooms stink. Some of them are not in service for months.
* HR and management suck. They can hardly speak good English.
* There is too much office politics for any work to be undertaken.
* Resources suck. Absolutely no freedom to work.
Stay away from Hexaware, if you want to live happily.
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